wo de pi gu tong

Today I fell fucking hard on my butt while skating. It will definitely bruise. I fell because I skated over some litter(CHOPSTICKS WTF) and it got trapped in my wheels or something and my legs flew up front and I landed on my butt. I couldn't move for 10 s from the impact. Maybe this means I have to lose weight(less potential energy) but my butt fats lessened the impact so maybe I should just go gain weight and sooner or later I won't even need safety padding for my knees and elbows!! After the fall, I sat there for 5 minutes not doing anything and this young boy+his maid passed by and stared at me oddly. Later on, I saw the boy at shop and save(felt quite creepy because I knew where he lived).

Anyway now my butt is really sore.