wo de pi gu tong

Today I fell fucking hard on my butt while skating. It will definitely bruise. I fell because I skated over some litter(CHOPSTICKS WTF) and it got trapped in my wheels or something and my legs flew up front and I landed on my butt. I couldn't move for 10 s from the impact. Maybe this means I have to lose weight(less potential energy) but my butt fats lessened the impact so maybe I should just go gain weight and sooner or later I won't even need safety padding for my knees and elbows!! After the fall, I sat there for 5 minutes not doing anything and this young boy+his maid passed by and stared at me oddly. Later on, I saw the boy at shop and save(felt quite creepy because I knew where he lived).

Anyway now my butt is really sore.

でかくてハッピー ギガプリン!

PRETTY MUCH THE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERWEBZ RIGHT NOW
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WATCH AFTER THE FIRST ONE HAHAH FUCKING FUNNY

Online shoppingz

Haha I am rly quite broke now BUT LIFE IS SHORT

Flaming Lips!

This was a few weeks back(11/11/10) but I just got my roll developed this week heh heh. And yes I shot these with an lc-a because I am awkward like that. Anyway lesson learnt: don't. My Vampire weekend & Raveonettes shots were fuzzy and blurry and makes it v obvious that I have lousy stable hands. But the flaming lips was a bright bright BRIGHT show so these turned out fine! So the above and the next picture is WAYNE IN A HUMAN HAMSTER BALL.

And this was pretty much the happiest moment of my year life.

Yeah, it really was an awesome night.

Hi

1. Jesse Eisenberg does not look like Michael Cera.

Michael Cera looks like a teenage mutant turtle. On the other hand, Jesse Eisenberg is a very attractive young man.

2. 2011 is gonna be awesome

• 29 January - Laneway. Foals, Holy Fuck, Yeasayer etc etc!!!
• 24 March - M! G! M! T!

And I trust they'll be many, many more awesomeness adding to the above! SO! EXCITED! 2010 was pretty good already, 2011 is gonna be even better. :")

3. Christmas wishlist!

A Nook!

Agent Shaw(Brandon Routh)

Yeah that's all.