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Where and how can I acquire such perfection?

To my left knee pad

Dearest pad of my left knee's, I am sorry of my natural tendencies to fall to my left, thus disfiguring you to such an extent. I know that you look upon your right counterpart with jealousy and a hint of admiration, for avoiding such a disastrous consequence, all due to the way I have been built.

Do not worry, for in time to come, I will remove your hard shell, to remove it with a brand new one.

Sincerely,

Me

Hell yeah, WGWG IS HERE.

I have bought some books

Yay new books! Restarting my book collections and making sure that my 3 months of holidays will be somewhat fulfilling. The top left book is about JOAN OF ARC!!! I'm quite excited about it because when I was 11 I watched the Joan of Arc movie and was very moved for some reason.

Yes, my fingers are stubby.

I JUST WATCHED SUPER(exams? who has them?) AND IT WAS SO AWESOME. I know it looks a lot like kickass and yeah it's a pretty similar concept but I have to say I LOVE THIS MORE. And goddammit, I wish Ellen Page would rape me. ;D

Pop

I just bought a bunch of books from a gem of an local online bookstore. :>:>:> Prices were very reasonable as well. Extremely pleased.

Exams start in... 36 hours. Is there a switch somewhere in my brain that I can push so that it'll actually be properly aware of the fact and forces it to ACTIVATE URGENT EXAM MODE?
Woe is me.